July 2008
5 posts
let me tell you about my morning banana
if the fruit cart guy gives you a banana discount in the morning because you are a repeat customer then it may be a sign that you are eating too many bananas
these extra nickels make my pockets look fat
Thanks, new job
I never wanted to be that douchebag that shows defensive palms and says “I didn’t make the rules.” But now, I am that douchebag.
TV is so dumb
“Accelerated production schedule” was not a phrase that came up when they called me for this job.
Tumblr-ing from work
Holy crap I have a desk.
More flies than a dumpyard
Somebody please solve our housefly problem. I found a pair of them having relations on our bathroom sink this morning.
Preferable solutions do not include hanging flypaper.