Frosting is a very unforgiving medium. Fortunately, you can eat the evidence.
Look at this damn bug! I had to kill him today. Here he is five minutes before death. I just can’t get over how gross he was. It almost makes me wish I could get a big, mean cat.
Won $100 out of the penny slots, but I sort of wish I hadn’t. I may have won some money, but I’ve lost the right to point out how completely and utterly stupid you are to expect to win a dime out of a slot machine.
For the remainder of Lent, I am giving up use of the phrase “in this economy…”